tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15387419550845145562012-02-16T20:24:59.190-08:00will make you laugh or cry till endvivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-75453535119086947052010-05-06T05:29:00.000-07:002010-05-06T05:31:45.197-07:00The law says <div><br /></div><div>"if u can't convince them then atleast confuce them "</div><div><br /></div><div>Do u know wich law it is ?<br /><br /></div><div>"law of answering in exams"..........</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-7545353511908694705?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-76874396037353515732010-05-06T05:22:00.000-07:002010-05-06T05:29:17.506-07:00Laziness<div><br /><div>2 theives had just gone after robbing a big bank </div><div><br /></div><div>Thief 1:Lets see how much we got !</div><div><br /></div><div>Thief 2:I'm tired !</div><div><br /></div><div>We'll find out frm thr mrning paper.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-7687439603735351573?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-65877478062212742412009-01-11T23:50:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:54:38.691-08:00<strong></strong><br /><p><strong>Ek bar Gandhiji ke sar par 8-10 baal aaye .Wah hajam ke pas gaya </strong></p><p><strong>Hagam ne gusse se pucha cut kary ya count karu </strong></p><p><strong>Bappu vinumrata se bole colour karo beta.</strong></p><p><strong>Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!..........................................</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-6587747806221274241?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-70239365127553487162009-01-11T23:46:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:49:46.476-08:00<strong></strong><br /><p><strong>Ek tourist ne bar budhiya ke pass bomb rakh diya </strong></p><p><strong>Log chiolane laga </strong></p><p><strong>Budhiya bomb hain</strong></p><p><strong>Budhiya bomb hain</strong></p><p><strong>Woh sharma kar bole </strong></p><p><strong><em>"Woh to main jawani main thi"</em></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-7023936512755348716?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-47315838929369134412009-01-11T23:38:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:42:26.087-08:00<strong></strong><br /><p><strong>Gunde ka beta <em>ORAL EXAM</em> me fail hua aur ghar akar dad se bola</strong></p><p><strong>Sun baapu , un logo ne teen ghanta apun se puchtach kiya magar apun be tera </strong></p><p><strong>aulad sala muh khola ich hi nahi.</strong></p><p><strong></strong> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-4731583892936913441?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-79666131445819614412009-01-11T23:33:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:35:56.071-08:00<p>One person to a sadhu ..........Guruji mere bibi mene bahut perehsan kare koye upay batao.</p><p>To sadhu ji bola re bawala agar iko koi upay hoto tho mein sadhu thodi banto.</p><p>HA!HA!HA!HA!<br />HA!HA!<br />HA!HA!<br />HA!HA!<br />HA............................................</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-7966613144581961441?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-35087581766883918532009-01-11T23:26:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:29:52.109-08:00<strong></strong><br /><p><strong>Girl's father : Main nahi chahta ki mere bete apni puri zindagi ek gadha ke sath guzare</strong></p><p><strong>Boy friend : Bas isliya main use yahase la jana aaya huin</strong></p><p><strong>Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!...........................................</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-3508758176688391853?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-83403204367724007042009-01-11T23:12:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:24:32.428-08:00<strong></strong><br /><p><strong>A/C student ki galli:</strong></p><p><strong>Saala bounce cheque , dharti pe liability , bad debets dishonoured bill , insolvent admi , </strong></p><p><strong>itna marunga ki tere balance sheet tall yna hi hogi.</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-8340320436772400704?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-78451355521838798812009-01-11T22:57:00.000-08:002009-01-11T23:11:18.531-08:00One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "hi jack"<br />Everybody put their hands up.<br />Then suddenly another guy from other side got up an said<br />"Hi john"<br />HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!.......................................................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-7845135552183879881?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-52910270326643849412009-01-11T22:20:00.000-08:002009-01-11T22:43:19.213-08:00<p><strong>Munna Bhai- Are circuit Mujhe ek nurse se pyaar ho gaya hain. Letter main kya likhu?</strong></p><p><strong>Circuit-Simple bhai ,Likhna</strong></p><p><strong>Dear Sister I love you Tumhara Munna Bhai</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-5291027032664384941?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-10316628769720679222009-01-11T22:14:00.000-08:002009-01-11T22:19:52.492-08:00<strong>A bird shits on a sardar .</strong><br /><strong>Sardar shouts angrily."<em>chaddi nahi pehata kya</em>"?</strong><br /><strong>The bird shouted back."<em>tu chaddi mein karta hain kya</em> ".</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-1031662876972067922?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-40318365073805167312009-01-11T01:30:00.000-08:002009-01-11T01:40:48.994-08:00<strong>Who said English is easy? Fill in the blanks with 'yes' or 'no'</strong><br /><strong>1)________ I don't have sense.</strong><br /><strong>2)________ I don't have brain.</strong><br /><strong>3)________ I am stupid.</strong><br /><strong>What r u doing.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-4031836507380516731?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-84932794436029428582009-01-11T01:01:00.000-08:002009-01-11T01:08:18.387-08:00<strong>In U.S.A, a machine was invented to catch theives </strong><br /><strong>They took it to different countries for test </strong><br /><strong>In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 theives</strong><br /><strong>In Spain, in 30 it caught 110 theives</strong><br /><strong>In India within 15 minutes the machine was stolen.</strong><br /><strong>HA!HA!HA! </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-8493279443602942858?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-37276750664014147682009-01-11T00:54:00.000-08:002009-01-11T01:00:40.593-08:00<strong>Boss to Santo</strong><br /><strong>Where were you born ?</strong><br /><strong>Santo: Punjab </strong><br /><strong>Boss:Which part?</strong><br /><strong>Santo: Kya which part ? O ji whole body born i punjab. </strong><br /><strong>Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-3727675066401414768?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-37104994630755680332008-12-27T23:11:00.000-08:002008-12-27T23:14:20.780-08:00Q. Why there is no tea in China??????<br />THINK!THINK!SOCHO!SOCHO<br />Ans.Because its name ownself says chi -na<br />HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-3710499463075568033?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-20679756731444070452008-12-03T21:16:00.000-08:002008-12-03T21:17:48.542-08:00Q.Why does Raju never comb his hair?<br />Ans.Because he does not have hair.<br />Try to laugh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-2067975673144407045?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-13251444701311863342008-12-03T21:08:00.000-08:002008-12-03T21:11:00.013-08:00Q.How will a man speak who does not have a tongue?<br />Think!Think!Think!Think!Think!Think!<br />Ans.With his nose.<br />Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-1325144470131186334?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538741955084514556.post-10074177357383313972008-11-29T21:06:00.000-08:002008-11-29T21:09:21.065-08:00Q : How to make BLACK money White?<br />..........<br />..........<br />.......<br />..<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />PAINT IT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />HA HA HA .....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1538741955084514556-1007417735738331397?l=irritatingjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vivekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05909349443859057707noreply@blogger.com0